the koalas

the koala's are on the move. this is how the world will end.
did you know that koala finger prints look almost identical to humans?
that means, that all the murders that are happening, all the evidence that is being collected
that means it could be koalas


they are all making there way to an underground headquaters in antartica. that's where they are building the machine that will allow them to take over the world.

how do they get there?

they use public transport
obviously they dont walk onto a bus or a plane and ask for a ticket.
no

they jump on the side of a passing bus or anyother type of transport. they just sit there. clinging to the roof, waiting patiently car by car, bus by bus, until they slowly have made their way to antarctica

now for what they are doing there.
they are creating a massive vaccumm cleaner. a massive one. that just sucks everything in its way up. and the koala's will not have to cling to the roof of buses to get to where they want
because when they are done, the koala's will be free and happy to eat all the eucalytus leaves they wish.

so if you ever see a koala clinging to your roof
dont even worry about it!